Thursday, July 29, 2010

Other than pulling out what is some good advice to give my buddy who is going on a blind date tonight?

You should help him think up a good exit strategy just in case she is uglyOther than pulling out what is some good advice to give my buddy who is going on a blind date tonight?
have a signal ready so when he txts you or whatever, you call right back saying there is a big emergency and he needs you right away. pulling out is also the best advice you could give lol. good luck!Other than pulling out what is some good advice to give my buddy who is going on a blind date tonight?
It makes me think of the ';hairgel'; scene in ';Something about Mary';





Make some hairgel first.
Tell your buddy to do a quick reach around just to make sure that she's not a tranny. I've heard there an influx of trannys hitting the blind dating scene.
All ladies need some special lovin!





Promise not to shoot in her mouth even if he does!





Give her a fake number if you never want to see her again, its just easier than honesty!





Go get 'em Tiger!!!!
Roofies and Lube


Roofies and Lube
2 paper bags equals extra Uggy Insurance.
Have an emergency exit plan in case she turns out to be a Milk B0ner Queen.





Always, always have a plan.
Most hookers only accept cash.
cover his tracks after burying the body. oly out.
dont forget to wear clean undies. girls hate skid marks...or better yet, go commando. makes well for easy access...
Tell him to lose his buddy because he is an @$$#0!%.
Just put the tip in.








%26lt;~~~~~She fell for it!
Try not to screech your tires when the ';date';'s over.
Shave his pubes
Wine is fine but liquor is quicker.
be confident and sweet x
Wrap it up to be on the safe side.
have someone call 30 minutes in just in case she is a brown bagger....
Never pet a burning dog...I think he could figure that out
first dates ARE NOT the time for a man to mention he's BI...

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